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Anything But Guns => Off topic area => Topic started by: Captain O on October 20 2019 05:38:35 PM MDT

Title: I wrote a parody in 1984 to the tune of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window".
Post by: Captain O on October 20 2019 05:38:35 PM MDT
How much is that bimbo on the barstool? The one with the seven-inch scar.
How much is that bimbo on the barstool? (I hope she won't pee in my car).

They say between lovers there's a virus, who love and move on as they please.
I hope that by sleeping with this bimbo, I don't catch a fatal disease.

How much is that bimbo on the barstool? The one with the 18-inch braids (underneath her armpits).
How much is that bimbo on the barstool? I hope she's not carrying AIDS!