The trouble with Kevin is that he wasn't very bright. While interviewing for the position, the boss asked him:
Railroad Executive: What do you do if you round a large, sweeping corner at 85 miles-per-hour and you suddenly realize that there is another train on the same track, at the same speed running headlong toward you?
Kevin: I would call my sister.
Railroad Executive: Why would you do that?
Kevin: She's never seen a train wreck like this one and I wouldn't want her to miss it.
Fishtail Picklock