My Uncle Edmond boarded a cross-country flight.

[Captain O]

Edmond sat down and a tall 6' 8" man sat down next to him and almost immediately fell asleep. The Hostess just served Uncle Edmond his meal when the plane ran into some turbulence, dumping the meal onto the lap of the sleeping passenger. The startled man awakened and asked Uncle Edmond "What happened?" Uncle Edmond asked, "are you feeling better?"