Aunt Sally used a Medium to reach uncle Kermit in "the great beyond"

Started by Captain O, November 12 2019 02:32:17 PM MST

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Aunt Sally asked, "Is that you, Kermit?" Kermit replied, "Yes, it's me." "How are you?" Sally queried. Kermit said, "I'm doing great." Sally asked, "What do you do?"  Kermit replied, "After I wake up, I eat breakfast, then I make love, then I eat lunch and make love, then I eat dinner, and make love." Sally asked, "Are you in heaven?" Kermit replied, "No, I'm a bull in Montana." 
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